I've decided to forward legitimate emails sent to me to other Emily. I'm pretty sure the address is owned by the Seattle one. So that's receipts and tax donations.
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Sunday, December 25, 2016
Charlotte Russe
Another list, another day. This Emily used nonstandard dots in the email address. Or maybe it was an Emil Y. Unsubscribed.
Monday, December 12, 2016
A Protozoan Mystery
I was invited to edit some slides for a school project. The person inviting me looked really young, but she realized her mistake and retracted the invitation.
Sunday, November 27, 2016
Best Jobs
I got a reminder to update a resume. I reset the password and opened the account. This Emily is searching for employment and is currently a grocery sales lady in the Philippines. Pro tip: A selfie is not the best choice for a resume profile image. Also, you will never get job notifications if you use the wrong email address. Account closed.
Monday, November 14, 2016
Sunday, October 23, 2016
Lilly Lashes
I was told to go back and complete my shopping cart for some fake lashes. The name attached to my email address was BABSNsjshwbbbej Hygeh. If they had really wanted to finish an order, I think a real name would be useful.
Saturday, October 22, 2016
your.bitchemily
I may eventually need to eventually create my own Snapchat account to block all these account creations.
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